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Celebrity hell

Paris Hilton Day in Las Vegas?
Kevin Federline on CSI & Entourage?

What the hell is up with these no talent clowns, famous for nothing more than being famous, getting fawned upon and adulated over? How the hell is Federline getting acting jobs (even typecast as a deadbeat celebrity husband)?!? And Paris Hilton, whose most well-received performance so far has been the One Night in Paris sex video?

Obviously no one in Hollywood is making creative decisions anymore… must all be based on Performer Q ratings. Of course, that doesn't explain how the hell these hacks have such high ratings, but at least it (almost) explains how they're getting this attention.

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