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So some disclaimers up front... I don't have the " so bad it's good " gene. I don't enjoy stupid comedy. And I'm convinced that culturally, we've lost any concept of what comedy really is.    I say all this because I just finished watching  VampyrZ on a Boat  and my initial reaction to this is simply WHAT THE FUCK?!? This was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, ranking even higher on my "absolute crap" meter than the former leader of that list,  Mad Dog Time .    I was so baffled by this film I felt the need to search for reviews to see what kind of response it generated. And to my surprise, I found  this review , from Film Threat, that is amazingly positive! Lines like " Helping matters along, in this case, is the amusing dialogue... like a fantastic ongoing gag about the differences between a ship versus a boat. " left me completely baffled.    Amusing??? The ship vs boat gag might be mildly amusing the first time you he...